The next destination was Skoura, west of Ouarzazate, and our plan was to bus to Ouarzazate and rent a car from there. Now I have previously extolled the buses here in Morocco, but those were either the buses run by the rail monopoly, Supratours, or a very good public line, CTM. All the other private lines lie somewhere south of those two on the quality, comfort, and safety continuums. But the times to Ourzazate on Supratours and CTM sucked. We needed to get in early enough to drive to Skoura before nightfall because the roads may be very good, but that doesn't make them safe. So Claire and I chose to take what we call a ghetto bus. I had taken a couple for short rides, and they really weren't bad. What could go wrong, really?
We got good seats, right behind the second side door, and after the usual late start, we headed off over the High Atlas mountains, thinking we could perhaps get this trip done in 4 hours or shortly thereafter. Not a chance. Somewhere along the way, high up in the mountains, the seat one row up on the other side of the bus just collapsed. One of the leg supports just flat broke. The two men were leaning to the side and back, really cramping the personal space of the chaps just behind them. I felt bad (and grateful that those weren't our seats) but I really got the giggles, as I tend to do when Claire and I encounter absurdities in our travels. One guy opted to stand, the bus being full, and the other took the aisle seat and tried to enjoy the view, which was pretty spectacular.
These ghetto buses stop a lot, to let people on and to let people off. Soon we stopped in the middle of nowhere, spat out some passengers, and got back on the road. And then I noticed that the door, the big swinging bus door right in front of my seat, wasn't closed. I was a bit worried because it's certainly a hazard to have this thing flying open at high speeds on mountain passes with guard rails and a bus driver who is not afraid to pass, but that's when I really got the giggles. We weren't even halfway there, and this bus was falling apart. And it's not like I knew how to describe the situation to the "staff" either. But a Moroccan behind us noticed the problem and yelled it to the front of the bus, so the "conductor" futzed with it, and managed to get it shut. Very shortly after the rest stop, the bus pulls over again. Nobody was really sure why until they busted out the welding kit.
I applaud the quick attention to the broken bench seat, but you would think they would perhaps want people to get off the bus - for safety's sake, right? Nope. They pull that welding generator into the aisle and people, families, and Claire climb over it to get down. But I had a pretty good view of the action so I stayed on and took pictures until it got too smoky and stinky. And I just loved how blase everyone was about it all. The guy who had been sitting behind the busted seat was smoking a cigarette outside. When he saw the sparks fling, he climbed the stairs of the bus, reached over two guys holding up the seat and plucked his jacket from his chair. Wouldn't want burn marks, would ya?
There was no further drama after that, and we got to Ouarzazate late but alive. We rented our car and headed to Skoura. Skoura is an oasis just west of Ouarzazate, Ouarzazate being the kind of place you go to to get somewhere else and Skoura the kind of place you go when you want to get away. One of Claire's friends recommended Chez Talout, which is actually just outside of Skoura. We saw the sign on the highway and took the turnoff onto a piste road. I would describe piste as an unfinished dirt and rock road-like surface, and Claire's first comment once we were on it was "The car rental lady said no piste." 'Pas du piste' is an impossible request in Morocco, so we just kept driving on this one lane desert track up and down some rather steep hills for a compact 1.4L sedan.
This part of Morocco is a hard climate - very little vegetation, very little rainfall, lots of rock. So traditional buildings are made of pise (with an accent over the "e" which I can't provide today), which is packed clay. The walls are very thick, and they keep things cool during the day, blessedly, are warm at night. Good choice for a desert. Chez Talout is really in the middle of nowhere so you get wonderful 360 degrees views from the roof terrace, which is where we were served afternoon tea and breakfast the next day. I will, I swear, get some photos up of the view. But I know you're tired of hearing my excuses on that front.
The next day, we planned to walk to Claire's friend's house, which was about 2km away. Martine is a French woman who has been living in Skoura for a number of years and had recommended Chez Talout to us. So the staff, which outnumbered the guests, all 4 of us, drew us a map - a very good map too - and off we went.
We knew we would be crossing a river, not deep but fairly wide with some land showing in spots between. Claire and I opted, sensibly, to take off our shoes and tackle the river that way. Somehow, not surprisingly, we got the giggles, and between maintaining my balance, holding onto my boots, laughing too hard, keeping my stomach in check as motions were still loose, AND walking on rocks in frigid snowmelt, I made crossing that segment of the river both harder and funnier than it had any right to be.